My evil plan...

[sorrowmonkey]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Become King

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Pirate?

Stage Two:

Next, you will desecrate Laurel Council. This will cause countless hordes of Bunny-Fur Barbarians to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with totally bogus documentation, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Spanish Inquisition, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Underground Secret HQ of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Comments

[parsedgarnish.livejournal.com]

Seems like you're already through step one, and half way through step 2!

[nrawling.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting for the buxom bunny-fur bearing barbarian babes though...

I can reverse-document with the best of them, too. Heh. I even have a movie which would be useful for reverse-documenting bunny-fur clad barbarian slave-girls.

[kuzu-no-ha.livejournal.com]

That is as much a "movie" as Vonsussen's "movie" on nuns.

[nrawling.livejournal.com]

Did he use it for documentation? Excellent!

[kuzu-no-ha.livejournal.com]

Well he *is* a garb laurel afterall.

heh