Operation Spotless Homecoming

[sorrowmonkey]

Background

Your wife, code name: zohra, has been away from home for eight(8) days. On her return, she will be escorting two(2) VIPs, code name: FAMILY, who will be guarded at our safe house, code name: HOME, for two(2) weeks before their scheduled departure for their journey's next leg. Reorganization of equipment and materials at HOME has been authorized to made space for FAMILY.

The overall current condition of HOME is suitable for everyday use, but is likely that spit and polish will be necessary to impress FAMILY.

Objectives

1. Collect ZOHRA and FAMILY from designated drop point.
2. Escort ZOHRA and FAMILY to HOME.
3. Provide clean and ample space for FAMILY at HOME.

Current mission status, 6/13/2006 0055 ZULU:

• Subjects ZOHRA and FAMILY expected at drop point at 6/14/2006 1552 ZULU.
• Upgrades to HOME nearly complete:
  • Trash cans emptied.
  • Dishes cleaned.
  • Clothes laundered.
  • New shower curtain installed.
  • Furballs collected by agent SHOP-VAC, and floors swept.
  • Grass trimmed.
  • Bathrooms tidied.
• Further effort needed by existing personnel to achieve mission objectives:
  • Install sofa slipcover at point KLIPPAN.
  • Secure trash at point CURB for retreival.
• Maintain high state of readiness.

Comments

[winterswitchery.livejournal.com]

LOL

[baronessmartha.livejournal.com]

there would be far less tidying if you would
a, shelac the pets
b, bring them to my house

smoooch

[baronessmartha.livejournal.com]

the family, not hte pets

[nrawling.livejournal.com]

Well... Shellac would really help with the furballs, but I can see a lot of other disadvantages.

[kuzu-no-ha.livejournal.com]

I love you. I'm sure it will be fine, don't kill yourself crazy man.

also prepping

[darthluna.livejournal.com]

We have arranged potenial commando missions inculding;

baking at NearlyHome-ooing over recipes/skills ready

LoanerGirl prepped to operate as native guide and/or to deploy the Cavy Distraction Gambit

LunaMom available for local excursions for temporary FAMILY relocation

Additonal Rattan training available for agent

Saturn/Mustang inversion available on request for FAMILY commando missions or retails raids

In case of emergancy; the underground bunker at NearlyHome has been prepped and stocked for up to 14 day stay.

[jeep-squire.livejournal.com]

What did you people do have a Mission Impossible Marathon and melt your brains??

[nrawling.livejournal.com]

I don't know about anyone else, but I played through the entirety of Call of Duty: Game of the Year Edition in a 24-hour period when I was taking breaks from house stuff.

Can't stand Mission Impossible, myself. I always enjoyed the concept, but I'm revolted by the implementation. I wonder if I could find some old MacGyver episodes...

[duchessrachel.livejournal.com]

AHHHH! Air Force flash back!

[damedini.livejournal.com]

Hi! I just got bullied by a friend into doing the schools thing and, lo, we are both Walker kids, me a decade before, and SCA!
So I thought I should say Hi!