sorrowmonkey

So, apparently there was a major zombie outbreak today. Luckily, I spent most of the day on the train, and in the Wall Street/Financial District. There did seem to be a bit more groaning and mumbling than usual, but Wednesdays in NYC generally lean in that direction anyway.

So, I guess it's best that in NYC even the zombies are disarmed, so I make it home without any major incident. It was stinky on the subway and the train, but after a while you just accept that as "the way it is" and lean ever closer into your book.

You can imagine my surprise when I discovered that New Haven was full of illegal immigrants with ID cards and a hunger for brains. Luckily, the rain had caused the vile and corrupt parking authority to force me to park outside, so I was able to crash out of there without incident. I had to stop at the ATM on the way home, and apparently the damned zombies had taken all of the deposit envelopes out of the machine. Luckily, there were some inside the alcove in the building.

Seriously, though, just imagine for a moment: the bank collects outrageous fees for every transaction, they are posting ridiculous profits to their shareholders, but I'm forced to get out of the car in the middle of a zombie attack to make my deposits. Unbelievable.

Anyhow, when I finally got home I went ahead and closed the windows and grilled some dinner. Now I'm settling in with