sorrowmonkey ([personal profile] sorrowmonkey) wrote2005-12-05 02:16 pm

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I gave [livejournal.com profile] saintbogz a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I broke [livejournal.com profile] jeep_squire's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1674 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
nrawling

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[identity profile] kuzu-no-ha.livejournal.com 2005-12-05 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
n February I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points)

That's freakin' hilarious!!!!