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[sorrowmonkey]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week I gave saintbogz a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I broke jeep_squire's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Overall, I've been nice (1674 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike! Sincerely, nrawling

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n February I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points)

That's freakin' hilarious!!!!