
take the WHAT INTENTIONAL TORT ARE YOU test.
and go to mewing.net. because law school made laura do this.

Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In November, I stopped
vonsussen from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In July, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In January, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In April, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In March, I sacrificed
master_mr to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (805 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
nrawling
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Just Hmmmmm
Date: 2005-12-07 12:08 pm (UTC)