Bank accounts for terrorists: $10 each.

[sorrowmonkey]

Thanks to the ever-continuing idiocy of New Haven politicians, you can now create a legally recognized identity as an illegal alien for the everyday low price of $10.

That's right! Whether you want to launder some money, cheat on your taxes, hide money from your spouse, or just finance a terrorist attack you can now easily get bank accounts in whatever name you choose!

http://www.wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S=6605826

I'm really glad that our crime-ridden friends in New Haven are providing this valuable service. I'm sure between more restrictive gun-control laws and subjugation of the federal and state banking laws, we will see a safer future.

Everyone give a hand to Mayer DeStefano and the New Haven Board of Aldermen. Interestingly enough, no where in any of the new coverage does it mention the lone alderman who voted against. Personally, I'd like to shake her hand.

Comments

Re: sign me up

[nrawling.livejournal.com]

Can you get a valid CT drivers license as an illegal, or do you have to steal an identity for that? Perhaps that will be next.

I'm waiting for Congress to authorize passports for illegals, and then it's going to be a real good time. If you start building the credit history for your alias(es) now, they'll be well-established to pass background checks later.

We could create a whole new market for custom-built identities, where fake IDs are an unnecessary thing of the past. Why have a fake ID when you can get a real one with any name you like just by claiming you're an illegal?

I'm sure it's crime to lie about it, but I doubt that will be any more effective than the NYC and D.C. gun laws.